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About The Dread Pirate Crom

Captain Crom started programming and debugging games from magazines on his Brother’s BBC as a small boy in the early 1980s. With early qualifications in both computer science & art and a love of live music it became clear he was destined for bad things. His tyrannical ways commenced with a degree in Computing & Informatics at Plymouth and from the mid 1990's a career in the software industry. After formative years as "The Scourge of the Thames Valley" between Reading and Bracknell with occasional raids on the San Francisco Bay area, since 2004 he has been seen sailing stretches of the A10 North and South of the Isle of Ely with the primary source of his raids targeted around Cambridge. Sightings have also been rumored as far afield as Scotland, Norway, India, Nevada, Florida and Georgia. The Captain has served in companies ranging from successful startups and ailing dot-coms to global corporations, spanning roles from IT, consulting, support, development and management through to agile coaching. The common thread in each of his roles is that he has always chosen to join software product groups - usually large-scale enterprise software. His large-scale product and organizational focus differentiates him from the more common textbook agile captains. (Other differentiators include his distinctive hoop earrings and love of spiced rum) The Captain's Agile experience started with a blend of FDD and XP in what he describes as "the most disciplined team he had ever served with". He subsequently moved onto using Scrum and XP blended with Theory Of Constraints, Kanban and Lean philosophies to improve software delivery techniques in other organizations. He believes every member of a delivery team should spend time with customers supporting the product they produced. “Sitting at the dirty end of a product (or cutlass) completely changes the way you think about business processes and write software for the rest of your softwarefaring career!”

Portrait Vs Landscape

I’ve been very busy for the last few months in my new job but will be presenting at a couple of conferences in the Summer. In the meantime, here’s a short thought to share… When writing, people think in paper shape. … Continue reading

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You Are Not A Lathe Operator

This weekend my replacement copy of “The Goal” arrived. (My last copy escaped). I wrote the following article in mid-2009 – some time before I read Goldratt’s “The Goal”. This was eventually published in 2010 internally at the company I … Continue reading

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Story Points are Only for the Team

One manager says to the other… My team’s doing an amazing job, in 9 months we’ve increased our velocity from 28 points per sprint to 65 by changing our development practices and adopting XP. Now we do TDD, pair programming and relentless refactoring. Better … Continue reading

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The Flat-Pack User Experience

Some things in life cause more stress for me than others. Building flat-pack furniture is for some reason way up there on my stress-o-meter. Back in November (when I first drafted this article) I bought myself a new laundry basket, it’s … Continue reading

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The Hidden Dangers of an Independent Quality Organization

“We need an independent quality organization, to keep the project managers, developers and business honest” Today I thought I’d let “Bad Captain” take the helm for a few minutes. In talking about software quality at Agile Cambridge a couple of weeks ago, … Continue reading

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